I Getaway in my Getaway Car By: Jared West

This has been a total vibe. We had a lot of travel but my tiny mp3 bumping was pumping the taylor so everything was chill. I saw this guy at the airport who was literally mr durham. The only visual difference to the naked eye was that his hairline was like 1 mm away from his glasses (which immediately told me it wasn’t mr durham). I bought a lego winnie the pooh keychain at the airport and it may or may not be my favorite thing on this planet (he’s so adorable). I watched minions (slept through it) and the thirteenth ghost of scooby doo (it was low key not that good). I have finally learned what’s up with airplane food, that stuff was not bussin to say the least. I got this pasta that literally had this grool lookin substance at the bottom. Not a massive fan to say the least but everything else was fun and the plane rides went quickly (thanks to sleeping).
We were going through Indian customs at the Delhi airport and this guy is checking our passports and he checks mine like any other, then he’s about to give it back to me when he just looks at me and laughs, like starts chuckling at me and I never found out why. So that was a little sad, but iconic nonetheless. Driving on these roads have changed my perception of life and it epic to say the least. They are all just like vroomin with no cares in the world and just laying down on the horn for funsies. Thank goodness we had this absolute legend behind the wheel. It was literally like I was in a getaway car (taylor reference and title reference)
Getting to go to the school was legitimately so much fun though. I love the kids so so much, and the time went by so fast. I had this lesson about like moving which was right up my alley. We would do this little dance party at the end and everyone loved it (including myself). This one group also started singing me all these songs which I loved and then they asked me to sing them a song and I no joke like froze cause I had no idea where to even start, and to be honest I never sang them that song 🙁 Hopefully I can have a song ready in case they ask me again.
We got these drippy drip fits which are literally fire, considering wearing to winters (just kidding I love the sweaters). Oh also there’s just like a spider chilling on the wall of the bathroom but none of us will kill it so we just have another friend. We watched Mr Beast on the TV and saw the world’s craziest laser maze. Me being a massive fan of Jimmy Beast was enthralled. I got invited to go hang out with this guy at 5, rumor has it he’s still waiting there for me. The yogurt granola bars have been absolutely bussing and I love them. That’s the end of “my small collection of anecdotes” I hope the remarkably was discovered deep inside. Jare bear signing out.